Munchies.wav (530K) munchies.mp3 (530K) munchies.m4r (iPhone ringtone)īrian: 'Get some sour cream and onion chips, and some dip man, and some beef jerky, and some peanut butter. Thurgood: 'What'd you go to weed college?' Just weed.'Ĭollege.wav (14K) college.mp3 (14K) college.m4r (iPhone ringtone) Lady Customer: 'No, He autographed it himself.'ĭrugs.wav (27K) drugs.mp3 (27K) drugs.m4r (iPhone ringtone) Why you got to make me feel inferior because I'm on the grill B? Damn!'įour.wav (126K) four.mp3 (126K) four.m4r (iPhone ringtone)īrian (Jim Breuer): 'Lady, you want seven bucks for a used Kenny Loggins record? I'll give you five.' Turn around and ask me for a hefer with cheese yo.
Scarface (Guillermo Díaz): 'You son-of-a-bitch, I'm right behind you. Grill.wav (99K) grill.mp3 (99K) grill.m4r (iPhone ringtone) Thurgood (David Chappelle): 'I myself am a master of the custodial arts, or a janitor if you want to be a dick about it.' Janitor.wav (70K) janitor.mp3 (70K) janitor.m4r (iPhone ringtone) All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).